Monday, January 29, 2007

Pati,Patni Aur Woh.


Dear R,Stop scaring people,specially kids,stop feeling that you are a human,and stop barking at all fellow dogs,you wont find a girlfriend if you do so,you are not supposed to eat icecreams, samosas and mirchibajji and sweets.And now,off with your arrogant look on that cute face of yours,just because you were named the KING doesn't mean you act like one,by the way that chair on which you regally spend more than half of your day is inherited by me from my granny three years back,and its 75yrs old,so can i sit in it once without you barking and shooing me away,
And that bed is mine too and i still cant believe that you thought i am going to harm mom when all i was trying was to lift her up in the air and you chased me for good ten min and calmed down only when mom assured you of her safety,thankyou mom,i owe you my life. but did i tell you that i love you the most:) yes,i do.


Dear S,now please stop staring at me with those "woh dear,plz someone feed me,i am starving,these ppl dont give me food" kind of look,will ya,and sure someone is going to call some dog protection cell and throw us in jail for torturing you poor soul,You have always been moms favorite,isn't it,and you always get away from any punishment because she never believes that you can do anything wrong,now how do i explain to her that looks can be deceptive.I know that secret extra cups of milk you get from mom when you ceremoniously follow her to kitchen at 4am, huh,you are her tail surely, "wherever you go,our network follows" has become your motto in life.
You cannot fool me,bhuhahahah {bloody hell,but you always fool me:(,dont you,and i end up sharing my already small with my height and size bed and lurk away to one corner waking up with stiff neck,back and whatnot.And will you please bring that new sandal of mine which you put away under the bed just because i scolded you.mom till date is not ready to believe that it was you and not R,Stop looking like that,i know you,and yes,I love you:)

Me:Dont they look cute and adorable,look at the way they are playing"

Hubby: Yeah,thankgod!!!!!!

Me:Now why that thankgod????

Hubby:They are not married,so they are having all the fun,i am so happy for them,what a dogs life it is ,sigh!!!!!
{whose????,no reply @#$%^@$%

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is a dog's life.they seem to be having so much fun

mommyof2 said...

cute dogs:-) Did you kill ur hubby for smarty comments;-) j/k :-)He does put a smile on ur face with his sense of humor:-)

Anonymous said...

lollz @ convo...
and me dint even expect a reply from ya to Sri's last sentence...haha..

my blessings to ya both..

San said...

nice template

Tulan said...

tell your hubby that , that comment was rude. He definetly better off than the pets. well i saw u reply to comment on the last post.funny funny. tell ur husband that "bolne ki azadi nahi hai , isliye to likhne to keh raha hoo, aise tum apne dil ki tadap blog pe utar sakte ho aur kisiko malum bhi nahi hoga :-)

Usha said...

Totally loved this post! And what adorable babies - but there are three aren't they so R,S and T?
Cant take my eyes off the photo.

Keshi said...

lolllz so darn cute! I love dogs too awwwwwwwwww...the pics r sooo cute! U've done this post so beautifully and in a very funny manner...made me laugh so much! :):)


**stop feeling that you are a human

hahaha! I once had a dog who used to take over the couch...she wont budge from there and wont give that spot to anyone LOL!


Keshi.

Hip Grandma said...

I am glad to get my B'band connection and having bloghopped right into your space.Lovely post.My dad was a dog lover and the post took me back in time

ESIH said...

they r sooooooooooooo adorable.... n so darned cute too :). how have you been? long time..

Alapana said...

Lalitha,Yes,they sure have loads of fun and so does my family:)


mommyof2,i sure want to kill him for his oh soooooooo stupid comments;p but then i love him too much to do that and where will i go if i kill him:)

Alapana said...

Gangadhar,hmmm,so you too think i was dumbstruck with his comments;p but well,i did answer him but then a different kind of an answer:D,i punched him on his face {nooooooo,i just tried,he moved away and wrong hit:(

thank you somuch for the wishes,i am touched:)

Alapana said...

san,thanku

Tulan,hahaha,he is not at all rude my dear,he knows the reality:) my pets get the best life in our house and from all of us including him,and i dont remember if we ever scolded them for anything at all and he gets scolding everyday,so he knows it better;p he keeps counting the hugs i give them and makes faces and says "kaash i was a dog:D

Well,woh apni dil ki tadap kahin bhi uthaare se edit karne keliye main jo hoon unke saath:) he is booked for this life,let him try next life:)

Alapana said...

Ushaji,i knew you would love this post and there are only two,the one with wheatish complexion is Raja and the one in black is Sandy:)

Keshi,trust me,we become more humane and emotional with pets,specially dogs around,they are kids all their life,they never betray you and always loyal and love you unconditionally:)

Alapana said...

Preeti,i knew this post will make you smile,i remember your recent post about your pet,and they are only two,Raja and Sandy.Raja has that royal arrogance and Sandy has a pleading look,and i love both my kids alike:)

Hipgrand ma,thankyou,glad you have come here.

Sush,i have been doing good,how are you girl.

Dreamcatcher said...

Awwww, so cute...

Anonymous said...

Missed seeing your response,alaps..juss seen it..
lolz @ wrong hit..
well,all these moments're so beautiful..that one can remember in the future..and that surely brings smiles.Your posts of this kind are doing the same impact on me..thanks for that.

cheers

 

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